It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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