I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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