i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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