I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize
