hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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