I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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