the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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