Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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