Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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