The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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