Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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