Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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