Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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