i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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