Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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