can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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