but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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