operation harelip BJ is a go
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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