found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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