Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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