guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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