She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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