SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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