i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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