Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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