i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Do vagina's smell?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
