He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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