Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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