Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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