Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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