The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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