I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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