so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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