what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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