Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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