Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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