Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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