hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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