ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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