Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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