pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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