If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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