My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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