if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
