She is in my trunk
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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