i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we're making bets on your personal life
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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