Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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