I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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