those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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