weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
