So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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