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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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