my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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